how the bi-bros get fit quick
Maria Hill irritably recruiting the latest batch of SHIELD
"Earn $45K a year or for as long as you manage to avoid catching a bullet with your face."
"Medical and dental and the occasional accidental chemical exposure that might turn you into…
It’s a cool place, and they say it gets harder
You’re bundled up now, wait ‘til you get better
this is the best smash up yet
Great news, Smash Mouth posted a link to this on their facebook and twitter.
this is now eggfficially a Smash Mouth sanctioned remix
imagine if bucky had been there when tony was like “everything special about you came from a bottle” to steve
[EXTRA EXTRA: TONY STARK DEAD AFTER HEART/REACTOR TORN FROM CHEST. BODY THROWN OUT WINDOW OF UPPER LEVEL OF STARK TOWER.]
Glass headstonesImagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.
I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.
There are two kinds of people
all these people falling in love with chris pratt now that he’s in shape smh
always remember chubby pratt
Dug is the single most accurate portrayal of a dog in anything ever.
Dug is the best thing to ever happen in the world. Ever.