This is the greatest thing I have ever seen, ever.
If Iron Man was defending the Iron Throne that shit would stay defended.
I just realized something gross that I’ve been trying to work out. All the guys going on about how disappointed they are about Ellen Page being gay or saying things like “Well i don’t have a chance now” seem to not realize one key issue.
You never had a chance, nothing is…
I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”
Where is this from?