Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.
I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”
why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt
okay yeah so thor just shows up out of fucking nowhere but he drags loki out of the jet and then stark goes after them and then cap grabs a parachute
BUT HOW DOES EVERYONE GET BACK
did natasha courteously have the jet hover until all the family angst and testosterone were (temporarily) resolved?
or was she just like “GOOD. GOOD. i don’t even CARE. fuck you alien weirdo who stole my bff, fuck you other alien weirdo for causing a storm while we are flying and landing on top of my goddamn jet, and fuck you stark and hot grandpa for bickering right behind my seat while dad was nagging in my ear you can all WALK home i don’t even CARE”
because if she didn’t pick them all up the only option i can think of is thor flew loki back and tony gave cap a lift (or vice-versa) and everyone was very uncomfortable indeed oh my god new headcanon
#i like to think they compromised and stark carried loki but that’s just cause i like the uncomfortable thundershield visual#HEY THAT’S ENOUGH#translated: look i just had my first fight in 70 years against something that wasn’t a punching bag#i am tired i need some ben-gay and cocoa#and i have had enough of your shit (via sarlaccvagina)
Ancient Art Week
Spotted in the British Museum in London
[beyond your usual time-frame but I figured, just in case…]
THOSE TINY LITTLE MEOWS OH MY GOSH SO PRECIOUS
THE BABIES ALL THINK THEIR NAME IS “BABIES”
"Where are the beebies?"
I will never be truly happy until I have a bathtub full of kittens.
I really don’t know what say. Seriously.
"It’s like you’ve never seen a man in a blue wig and a fringed bra before, Chris."
"I don’t think we’ve gone to the same kinds of Hollywood parties, Robert."
"Ah shit, that’s right, you were a fetus in the eighties. Well, it’s not too late, I can give you some phone numbers."
"That’s really okay."
"This happened at Harvard, you know. That makes it classy."
a snake escaping from it’s meant to stay in
i lost it at that little flop when it hits the ground
I WAS EXPECTING A SMALL SNAKE THAT IS NOT A SMALL SNAKE
ohh my god
I CHOKED ON MY DRINK
I want that snake
the “good job” sounds so scared and weak like is that snake gonna eat you or something